Posted in VM, this site on November 8, 2007 | 8 Comments »
Dearest Diary,
‘Tis true, ’tis true. Yesterday I met Mistress Ruthie for the first time. Ahhh, never was the day so bathed in amber light. Never did the mean streets appear so wide and paved with gold. Never were my ears so suffused with the sound of rose petals gently falling onto soft lawn; for thus [...]
Posted in VM, this site on October 21, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Dear all,
I am afraid that I shall not be able to be present at Mistress Ruthie’s wonderful drinks evening tomorrow night. I know that this will make several of you immensely upset, but I urge you to dry your tears, stiffen your upper lip and attend anyway. To make things a little easier, I [...]
Posted in Ruthie, VM on September 17, 2007 | No Comments »
VM told me tonight that she was today described as having “the stamina of an elephant”. Dear readers, discretion prevented Ruthie from making further enquiries, especially in relation to the size of her trunk.
Someone who who most certainly does not have the stamina of an elephant is Dan Hull, who failed to attend upon Mistress [...]
Posted in VM on September 14, 2007 | No Comments »
VM is away for a couple of days at one of her society meetings.
All Ruthie’s dresses are now missing, and will no doubt reappear soiled and crumpled.
