Posted in Ruthie, Uncategorized, tagged Ruthie on April 6, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Having spent the last 5 years in the countryside interfering with the wildlife, Ruthie will shortly be back in town. I had been hoping to sneak up on you all (I managed to startle 3 people at Blackfriars Crown Court on Friday), but my cover has been blown by Dan.
I am trying to arrange suitable [...]
Posted in Ruthie, VM on March 17, 2008 | 4 Comments »
As Ruthie’s trial is slowly steered like the QE2 through choppy waters into safe harbour by her handsome, erudite and charming leader (who incidentally is a keen reader of this blog) Ruthie took the opportunity to have some time out over the weekend honing her biking skills on a motorbike skills enhancement course. The biking [...]
Posted in Ruthie, Uncategorized on March 2, 2008 | 4 Comments »
No, not the one where VM is stripped naked in the robing room and forced to perfom unspeakable acts upon a High Court Judge, but rather more troublingly the one where Ruthie’s Leader is struck down with food poisoning from the court canteen and Ruthie is forced to continue the four week trial in which [...]
Posted in Ruthie, Uncategorized on January 26, 2008 | 10 Comments »
..Will once again soon be upon us. The history of St. Valentine, the patron saint of florists and chocolate manufacturers can be found here. Valentines Day was once a pagan festival full of wild sex and parties, until it was hi-jacked by killjoy Christians and turned into an evening where couples who don’t usually [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 20, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Someone is pleased to report that she has suddenly, 6 months after the incident, distinctly remembered seeing a man who may well be Madelines abductor. She reports “the man was shifty and unpleasant, his eyes were close together and he had a distinctive moustache.” Asked why she hadn’t mentioned this fact before she replied that [...]
Posted in Ruthie, this site on January 2, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Ruthie managed to leave her passport in the back of a taxi in Aberdeen at the beginning of December. Thus followed an hillarious conversation with Grampian Police: “So how did you get back to England without your passport? Bwa ha ha…” leaving Ruthie thinking that Hadrian had the right idea. Now £72 lighter and anticipating [...]
Posted in Humour, Uncategorized on December 29, 2007 | 7 Comments »
The title of this post has little to do with this blog other than being one of the most popular search terms that brings people here, only because Ruthie previously wrote about her purchase of a 2008 calendar of naked cowboys. We do trust that you ultimately find what you are really looking for, but [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on September 20, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Dear Diary,
Now that the fuss has died down a little I am able to reflect on the events of yesterday. Brucie was represented by leading counsel. That is his right and privilege, he is a wealthy man and able to afford it. The Crown was also represented by leading counsel. That is odd. We are [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on September 7, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Dear Diary,
Thank goodness darling Jem has been acquitted. Just because you are loaned a car, for free, does not mean that you were the person driving it at 80 mph in an area with a 50 mph limit. It could have been anyone else. Just because Jem appears in a Television programme in which cars are [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on September 4, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Dear Diary,
Australian Silks apparently have a problem with cocaine. It is not that the price is wrong but rather that cocaine, taken in excess, causes death. The Bar has always had a proportion of brilliant practitioners whose ability was intially assisted by stimulants and who then became dependent upon them. But I do not recall cocaine as [...]
