Posted in this site on May 15, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Ruthie has been granted the honour by the mysterious and sexy Ed. of hosting the next Blawg Review on the 19th May 2008. What’s the blawg review and how can Ruthie’s loyal readers participate, I hear you cry? Well
“Blawg Review is the blog carnival for everyone interested in law. A peer-reviewed blog carnival, the host [...]
Posted in Ruthie, this site on January 2, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Ruthie managed to leave her passport in the back of a taxi in Aberdeen at the beginning of December. Thus followed an hillarious conversation with Grampian Police: “So how did you get back to England without your passport? Bwa ha ha…” leaving Ruthie thinking that Hadrian had the right idea. Now £72 lighter and anticipating [...]
Posted in Ruthie, VM, this site on December 15, 2007 | 5 Comments »
By a bizarre co-incidence it appears that both Ruthie and VM are suffering from some strange illness. We’ve both gone to lie down (separately) in darkened rooms and are trying our best not to scratch in the hope it clears up soon.
Dear Diary,
It is alas, too true. I am convinced that my being incommode is [...]
Posted in this site on November 20, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Dear readers, Ruthie still loves you, even though she has neglected you in favour of working and socialising this week. VM has however had an attack of the vapours, but will hopefully feel better soon. Any expressions of appreciation would no doubt be gratefully received.
In the meantime, here’s some music…
Posted in VM, this site on November 8, 2007 | 8 Comments »
Dearest Diary,
‘Tis true, ’tis true. Yesterday I met Mistress Ruthie for the first time. Ahhh, never was the day so bathed in amber light. Never did the mean streets appear so wide and paved with gold. Never were my ears so suffused with the sound of rose petals gently falling onto soft lawn; for thus [...]
Posted in Oppression, Politics, Ruthie, this site on October 28, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Dear, dear Diary,
Only now, after a decent interval has elapsed, can I face your soft, creamy pages again. Even though my eyes are red from weeping, I cannot see any rosy tint. Mistress Ruthie has decided that she prefers a hot, rigid, full-on machine to the more delicate joys which I could offer. Dear Diary, [...]
Posted in VM, this site on October 21, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Dear all,
I am afraid that I shall not be able to be present at Mistress Ruthie’s wonderful drinks evening tomorrow night. I know that this will make several of you immensely upset, but I urge you to dry your tears, stiffen your upper lip and attend anyway. To make things a little easier, I [...]
Posted in this site on October 19, 2007 | 4 Comments »
“An expert said it so it must be true!” Brendon Carr at the relatively new Korea Law Blog simply confirms what we all knew to be true: bloggers have more sex.
Posted in Legal Profession, Ruthie, this site on October 13, 2007 | No Comments »
Regular readers will be aware that Ruthie is currently engaged in a lengthy trial, which is the reason why this blog is currently a little “post-lite”. VM is doing her very best to hold the fort in Ruthie’s absence, but it has to be said that despite being older, richer, cleverer, better looking and better [...]
Posted in Legal Profession, this site on September 16, 2007 | No Comments »
Dear Diary,
I am back. I do not intend to return Mistress Ruthie’s frocks for three reasons. Firstly, most of them are covered in straw and at least one has a most indiscreet hole. Secondly, my society friends were rather disparaging of them and it may be that Mistress Ruthie would be assisted by a make [...]
