Posted in Ruthie, this site on January 2, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Ruthie managed to leave her passport in the back of a taxi in Aberdeen at the beginning of December. Thus followed an hillarious conversation with Grampian Police: “So how did you get back to England without your passport? Bwa ha ha…” leaving Ruthie thinking that Hadrian had the right idea. Now £72 lighter and anticipating [...]
Posted in Ruthie, VM on December 26, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Dear Diary,
I have let go of Tucker’s enormous box and he has gone off to stroke it lovingly before getting his hand on what is inside.
Meanwhile I am off to watch a game of Association Football in a place called (so I am told) Wigon. How very suitable for a Barrister. I would not like [...]
Posted in Ruthie, VM, this site on December 15, 2007 | 5 Comments »
By a bizarre co-incidence it appears that both Ruthie and VM are suffering from some strange illness. We’ve both gone to lie down (separately) in darkened rooms and are trying our best not to scratch in the hope it clears up soon.
Dear Diary,
It is alas, too true. I am convinced that my being incommode is [...]
Posted in Oppression, Politics, Ruthie, this site on October 28, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Dear, dear Diary,
Only now, after a decent interval has elapsed, can I face your soft, creamy pages again. Even though my eyes are red from weeping, I cannot see any rosy tint. Mistress Ruthie has decided that she prefers a hot, rigid, full-on machine to the more delicate joys which I could offer. Dear Diary, [...]
Posted in Ruthie on October 25, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Readers will recall Ruthie’s unfortunate recent liason. Having written off her beloved blue streak, after a brief period of mourning she has formed another relationship. Looks, styling and charisma are all very well, but sometimes one is prepared to trade for a model that’s easier to handle. And it’s suprising how quickly you forget the [...]
Posted in Legal Profession, Ruthie, this site on October 13, 2007 | No Comments »
Regular readers will be aware that Ruthie is currently engaged in a lengthy trial, which is the reason why this blog is currently a little “post-lite”. VM is doing her very best to hold the fort in Ruthie’s absence, but it has to be said that despite being older, richer, cleverer, better looking and better [...]
Posted in Ruthie, VM on September 17, 2007 | No Comments »
VM told me tonight that she was today described as having “the stamina of an elephant”. Dear readers, discretion prevented Ruthie from making further enquiries, especially in relation to the size of her trunk.
Someone who who most certainly does not have the stamina of an elephant is Dan Hull, who failed to attend upon Mistress [...]
Posted in Ruthie, this site on September 3, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Dear Diary,
In connection with my magnificent portrait, Ms Minx asked me about the incident with the Earl at the Garden Party. Although I do not usually write about matters unconcerned with the law, it occurred to me that the story might perhaps be of interest. Moreover, I have had a text from Mistress Ruthie in [...]
Posted in Ruthie on August 24, 2007 | 13 Comments »
Ruthie is shortly off for her annual holiday to the States, and also, hopefully finally a liason with the commanding and mysterious Dan Hull, for whom she has long held a torch.
Ruthie spoke to him on the phone this week only to discover that he sounds disconcertingly like Woody Allen. Lets hope his sexual [...]
Posted in Ruthie on August 19, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Ruthie is back at the desk following an unfornate incident involving her, her motorbike and a stretch of wet tarmac, which has left Ruthie looking like she has taken second prize in an argument with an unhappy client. Ruthie is pleased to report that she has no significant injuries other than a fat lip, but [...]
