Posted in Human Rights Act, Law for Bikers, Ruthie on April 22, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Dear Diary,
Tucker has a relative who is an artist. The portrait to the left is a little different from his usual work, but I insisted on looking like myself. I am still slightly unsure of the merits of this cameo, but I was determined to treat myself to a new image for spring. In reality, [...]
Posted in Ruthie, tagged Ruthie on April 6, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Upon grepping the logs, the most popular post on the site is, naturally, the Ruthie pics. I’ve added another one just to keep your interest up, but I’ll be drip feeding them so you have to keep coming back…
Posted in Ruthie, Uncategorized, tagged Ruthie on April 6, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Having spent the last 5 years in the countryside interfering with the wildlife, Ruthie will shortly be back in town. I had been hoping to sneak up on you all (I managed to startle 3 people at Blackfriars Crown Court on Friday), but my cover has been blown by Dan.
I am trying to arrange suitable [...]
Posted in Ruthie on March 21, 2008 | 23 Comments »
Ruthie is relieved to once more be at home after having her nerves shredded as junior counsel for the past 5 weeks. The experience can be compared to being sent to the front; every day one wonders whether something will happen to your leader and you will be required to go over the top. There [...]
Posted in Ruthie, VM on March 17, 2008 | 4 Comments »
As Ruthie’s trial is slowly steered like the QE2 through choppy waters into safe harbour by her handsome, erudite and charming leader (who incidentally is a keen reader of this blog) Ruthie took the opportunity to have some time out over the weekend honing her biking skills on a motorbike skills enhancement course. The biking [...]
Posted in Ruthie, Uncategorized on March 2, 2008 | 4 Comments »
No, not the one where VM is stripped naked in the robing room and forced to perfom unspeakable acts upon a High Court Judge, but rather more troublingly the one where Ruthie’s Leader is struck down with food poisoning from the court canteen and Ruthie is forced to continue the four week trial in which [...]
Posted in Ruthie on February 2, 2008 | 15 Comments »
Q. What’s the best thing about Canada?
A. Lots of beavers and no Bush.
The Canadians, are a lot like the Americans, but less angry and parnoid. Whilst gun ownership is high, they seem disinclined to shoot one another and their lack of enthusiasm for invading other countries means that international and community relations are positive. Cananda [...]
Posted in Ruthie, Uncategorized on January 26, 2008 | 10 Comments »
..Will once again soon be upon us. The history of St. Valentine, the patron saint of florists and chocolate manufacturers can be found here. Valentines Day was once a pagan festival full of wild sex and parties, until it was hi-jacked by killjoy Christians and turned into an evening where couples who don’t usually [...]
Posted in Ruthie, this site on January 2, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Ruthie managed to leave her passport in the back of a taxi in Aberdeen at the beginning of December. Thus followed an hillarious conversation with Grampian Police: “So how did you get back to England without your passport? Bwa ha ha…” leaving Ruthie thinking that Hadrian had the right idea. Now £72 lighter and anticipating [...]
Posted in Ruthie, VM on December 26, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Dear Diary,
I have let go of Tucker’s enormous box and he has gone off to stroke it lovingly before getting his hand on what is inside.
Meanwhile I am off to watch a game of Association Football in a place called (so I am told) Wigon. How very suitable for a Barrister. I would not like [...]
