Posted in Humour, Legal Profession on March 31, 2008 | 9 Comments »
Dear Diary,
Nick Brown (now with added De Lacey) has been basking in his new found fame. I confess that I remain fascinated. In some ways it is a tribute. Rarely does one person, on one programme for one hour, make such an impression. But now that Nick is off to Crown Office Chambers (although curiously absent from [...]
Posted in Criminal Procedure, Humour, Legal Profession on February 19, 2008 | 10 Comments »
Dear Diary,
A new terror is to be added to life if Lord Falconer gets his way. It is proposed that previous reports of the facts of cases currently being tried should be removed from the internet for the duration. Not to do would be a contempt.
The fear is that jurors go searching for material which [...]
Posted in Humour, Legal Profession, VM on January 22, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Dear Diary,
I am afraid that I am neglecting you and that this neglect will continue a little while longer. I am currently engaged in serious matters of State and am much exercised by them. At the end of a day it is all I can do to allow Tucker to rub me down and massage [...]
Posted in Humour on January 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »
VM keeps telling me that my hobbies could be put to profitable use..
Posted in Humour, Uncategorized on December 29, 2007 | 7 Comments »
The title of this post has little to do with this blog other than being one of the most popular search terms that brings people here, only because Ruthie previously wrote about her purchase of a 2008 calendar of naked cowboys. We do trust that you ultimately find what you are really looking for, but [...]
Posted in Criminal Evidence, Criminal Legislation, Criminal Procedure, Events, Human Rights Act, Humbug, Humour, Oppression, Terrorism on November 15, 2007 | 8 Comments »
Dear Diary,
I am struggling with a particular problem. Plainly, no Maiden has ever voted Conservative. The terms of Great-Grandfather’s peerage preclude it and the Maidens are people of their word. Moreover, betraying one’s class is wonderful fun and Grandfather’s friendship with the Stansgates has endured down the generations to this day.
Of course, until recently there has [...]
Posted in Humour on August 18, 2007 | 2 Comments »
To the person, or persons,who arrived at this blog today using the following search terms:
“20 inch dildo”
“ladies victorian discipline”
and most bizarre of all
“mistress wellies whip”
I do trust you found our analysis of the criminal law informative.
Posted in Humour on August 18, 2007 | No Comments »
Revenge, dear readers, is rarely sweet. However Mistress Ruthie could not resist the temptation to share with the blogosphere Geeklawyer’s recent oral fumblings on her ansaphone.
“Ruthie…erm [name censorsed as even I'm not that cruel] here. Just wondered if you could help me out..I’m preparing a costing and just wanted to know…what a backsheet looks like…” [...]
