Dear Diary,
Whilst the CPS continue to spend our money deciding whether a picture not on display anywhere is pornographic, it is good to see that some enterprising members of the legal community have a proper idea of what art is all about. The Madonna of the Yarnwinder, stolen in 2003, has been recovered from a solicitor’s [...]
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Dear Diary,
My little competition has, sadly, to be called off. Patsie has decided that there is not enough evidence to charge the young lady who preferred getting down to the beat to hearing the evidence that a man beat someone to death. This seems to be because it was all a mistake. Rather than go [...]
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Dear Diary,
Carmen Dowd has announced that there will be no prosecutions in the ‘Cash for Honours’ affair. I am bound to say that in my opinion it is hats off to the CPS. Not only have they reached the right decision, but they have explained themselves fully and transparently.
Of course, it does deprive us all [...]
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Dear Diary,
Mistress Ruthie has gone gadding off again, this time to the sunny South. The coast is so fashionable at this time of year and Mistress Ruthie feels that she must put in an appearance. So, dearest Diary, I am in charge. Here am I, in the nerve centre of Mistress Ruthie’s operations and it [...]
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