Lock up your children
April 6, 2008 by Ruthie
Having spent the last 5 years in the countryside interfering with the wildlife, Ruthie will shortly be back in town. I had been hoping to sneak up on you all (I managed to startle 3 people at Blackfriars Crown Court on Friday), but my cover has been blown by Dan.
I am trying to arrange suitable accommodation in London, so if you are a Russian Oligarch, Middle Eastern Oil Billionare, or Internet Tycoon with a spare Thameside flat that you can let Ruthie have for free in exchange for watering your plants then please contact me at the usual address ruth6328 [at] googlemail [dot] com
Suffice to say that Ruthie will also soon be back on the London social scene..lock up your children.
Were these three people your clients?
Ruthie is just being very equal-opportunity with regards to her approach to the idea of house-sitting for an almost indefinate period of time. Only make sense that she doesn’t limit her options.
To GL: no.
Do you want the flat to come with its own supply of polonium? It’s probably included if you deal with some of these people.