Turned down for Silk?
December 18, 2007 by Ruthie
Ruthie is truly wondering who on earth has actually got through, since everyone she knows who has applied has got blown out. This is for you.
Wouldn’t it be wonderful if the exorbitant fees for applying could be channelled into funding for bar students?
Update:
VM is, of course, suitably sympathetic to the plight of these unlucky souls. Having met VM Ruthie was reminded of John Simms as The Master in the last series of Dr. Who…
Laser screwdriver anyone? Sonic is just so…junior.
I wish!
I was going to apply, but it’s clearly hopeless if the DCA are having a temper tantrum, I won’t bother for now.
Hmm, I had arranged for you to be blacklisted, but since you’ve bought me a Christmas present, I’ll see what I can do to get it lifted.
I deny it I have better things to do with my money - mead for example.
I am sure that Spunky Dunky has given it to everybody whom I refereed.
And, of course, acting under my hypnotic control, has denied it to those of whom I disapprove. Nyaah, hah, hah, hah, hah.
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Is this Blog a portal for some sort of secret society or off-shoot of the Free-Masons?
Oh, Giggler Gal, if only it was as innocent and benign as that. The truth is much more threatening and fearsome.
The Masons do not allow ladies. I am too polite to speculate on why this is.
Shucks Giggler Gal. Rumbled. I could tell you all about it, but then I would have to shoot you.
Alternatively you could turn up to the Old Bailey on New Years day with one trouser leg turned up and a nipple showing. However you may suddenly find yourself whisked away, and detained indefinitely in a dark place…