Goodness me, it is nice to be missed! But I do sense a lack of discipline creeping into the blog in my absence, which will merit receipt of a particularly rough beating. Really, you must learn to behave whilst I am away.
As for my activities with muscly, sweaty hairy bikers and roustabouts…never fear my virtue [...]
Archive for August, 2007
Ruthie is back
Posted in this site on August 14, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Watership Down
Posted in this site on August 14, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Dear Diary,
Still silence from Mistress Ruthie. By now she is supposed to be on an oil rig in the windswept North Sea. I hope she is: another night in the tendrils of despair has passed as I lay awake considering the awful fact that Mistress Ruthie may be on the lam. She will, doubtless, be [...]
Womanhunt for Mistress Ruthie
Posted in Law for Bikers, this site on August 13, 2007 | 9 Comments »
Dear Diary,
Normally, as you know, I do not reveal Mistress Ruthie’s whereabouts. However, this is an urgent situation. For Mistress Ruthie spent the weekend, so she told me, at something called the Bulldog Bash. This is, apparently, some sort of festival for those who ride motor bicycles. But, dear Diary, so worried and concerned am [...]
Chancery Division Vacancy - The Foreign Dimension
Posted in Legal Profession on August 12, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Dear Diary,
I have been researching hard today because I am anxious about Petey. It is clear that the Office for Judicial Complaints (or Offwig) is going to have a hard decision to make and that the outcome is bleak. It seems unlikely that there will be protests outside the RCJ with crowds of lawyers shouting [...]
Welcome to Britain
Posted in Uncategorized on August 10, 2007 | 8 Comments »
Two Germans and a Frenchman bringing a message of goodwill in a bottle to the burghers of Folkstone from its sister towns of Boulogne and Folkstone were arrested by coastguards upon their arrival in Kent and held in Police custody for 10 hours. They were arrested on suspicion of endangering life by making the 9 [...]
The Silly Season
Posted in Uncategorized on August 6, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Dear Diary,
It is clear beyond peradventure that the silly season is upon us. Whilst serious matters are being plotted in smoke-filled rooms (or not, now that filling a room with smoke is quite forbidden), the courts continue to ensure that they play their part in contributing to life’s rich pattern.
The super, soaraway Sun is terribly [...]
Mistress Ruthie is Proud
Posted in this site on August 5, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Dear Diary,
Mistress Ruthie has gone to Amsterdam for the weekend, leaving me quite alone here with Tucker. Whereas I am very much a home bird, Mistress Ruthie is never happier than when gadding about on her motorcycle, or visiting exotic venues or playing rugby.
This wekend seems to have a more exciting twist than most, because [...]
Bottom Snuffling
Posted in this site on August 3, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Ruthie is delighted to note the interest and comments on this site from a number of partners from specialist criminal firms. As a measure of our gratitute and with a view to encouraging other criminal law firms to comment and decloak, Ruthie thought that some free publicity wouldn’t go amiss, therefore firms making a [...]
Court Dress II
Posted in Legal Profession on August 3, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Mistress Ruthie was today delighted to receive a communication from no less than the Chairman of the Bar Council, Mr. Geoffrey “fear his wrath” Vos. She opened the letter with a mixture of fear and excitement wondering whether she had finally been rumbled and was to be dragged before the Star Chamber for her irreverancy [...]
Sex Pests From the West Country
Posted in Sexual Offences on August 2, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Dear Diary,
Reports have reached me of a unique sentence handed down in Swindon today. A man called Jennings has been banned from talking to women for five years. This is because he had an unpleasant habit of riding up to them on his bicycle, groping them and then peddling off furiously. Because he had done this [...]
