Posted in Politics, Sentencing on August 31, 2007 | No Comments »
Dear Diary,
The two Jackies have produced a wonderful plan regarding the prison population. This country already leads Europe in the percentage of people it locks up (save of course for the savages of Luxembourg) and the Government is anxious that we should soon challenge the United States. Of course, dear Diary, what information there is [...]
Posted in Corruption, Sentencing on August 28, 2007 | 10 Comments »
Dear Diary,
It appears that Mr Bruce Hyman of counsel is on his way to prison. He decided that his client’s case would be assisted if Mr Hyman were to create a fake Judgment and send it to the father of the children in the custody dispute in which Mr Hyman was instructed. He sent it [...]
Posted in Criminal Legislation, Politics, Sentencing on August 26, 2007 | 13 Comments »
Dear Diary,
I have been so very busy recently that I am afraid I have quite neglected you. But it has been such fun. As you can see, I have had my portrait painted. Is it not delicious? Mr Stubbs is so gifted and so kind. He said that I was as beautiful an example of [...]
Posted in Ruthie on August 24, 2007 | 13 Comments »
Ruthie is shortly off for her annual holiday to the States, and also, hopefully finally a liason with the commanding and mysterious Dan Hull, for whom she has long held a torch.
Ruthie spoke to him on the phone this week only to discover that he sounds disconcertingly like Woody Allen. Lets hope his sexual [...]
Posted in Legal Profession on August 23, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Ruthie has received from an the Solicitors Regulation Authority a sticker informing her that she is “Criminal Litigation Accredited“, the accompanying blurb advises her that”membership of a professional accreditation scheme is specific to the individual solicitor or employee or a solicitors firm who has completed the full accreditation process and been accredited for membership.”
Ruthie has [...]
Posted in Ruthie on August 19, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Ruthie is back at the desk following an unfornate incident involving her, her motorbike and a stretch of wet tarmac, which has left Ruthie looking like she has taken second prize in an argument with an unhappy client. Ruthie is pleased to report that she has no significant injuries other than a fat lip, but [...]
Posted in Humour on August 18, 2007 | 2 Comments »
To the person, or persons,who arrived at this blog today using the following search terms:
“20 inch dildo”
“ladies victorian discipline”
and most bizarre of all
“mistress wellies whip”
I do trust you found our analysis of the criminal law informative.
Posted in Humour on August 18, 2007 | No Comments »
Revenge, dear readers, is rarely sweet. However Mistress Ruthie could not resist the temptation to share with the blogosphere Geeklawyer’s recent oral fumblings on her ansaphone.
“Ruthie…erm [name censorsed as even I'm not that cruel] here. Just wondered if you could help me out..I’m preparing a costing and just wanted to know…what a backsheet looks like…” [...]
Posted in Criminal Evidence, Politics on August 17, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Dear Diary,
My little competition has, sadly, to be called off. Patsie has decided that there is not enough evidence to charge the young lady who preferred getting down to the beat to hearing the evidence that a man beat someone to death. This seems to be because it was all a mistake. Rather than go [...]
Posted in Oppression on August 16, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Not content with banning smoking and drinking, Ruthie is intrigued to see that the state is now using criminal sanctions to protect us all from the scourge of consenting adults having sex in private.
A senior police officer who had sex in his lunchhour was unanimously acquitted of a charge of wilful misconduct in public office [...]
